Out of all of the staff profiles in all the school newspapers in all the world, you decide to read Brendan’s. He tries to live by the philosophy that life moves pretty fast and if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Brendan is a pretty weird kid, but we’re all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it. His favorite food is a royale with cheese. One thing he doesn’t like is sand; it’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. His dreams and aspirations are to become the Senate and force a hostile takeover of the Galactic Republic. It is a wonder how he ended up Journalism; maybe they made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.