“Wait, I’m posing for the cover, right? I’m not? Wait, let me change position–” said Tanner Grabinski, just before they posted his staff profile on the school’s newspaper website. He is the hawk-eyed, rock music-blasting result of a strange biological experiment. Ever heard the phrase “Don’t mix unknown chemicals?” Yeah. That’s where that came from. His favorite rock song is Walk this Way, 1986, by Aerosmith and Run DMC (which he highly recommends you listen to). He also likes to read books written by Stephen King, and his favorite happens to be The Green Mile.